tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57012174865869860612024-03-13T13:48:36.104-07:00Sam & RogerSAM & ROGER:
A comic about a douchebag and his moron best friend.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger162125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-6348574386375853922016-04-11T16:16:00.001-07:002016-04-11T16:16:13.374-07:00In the Pot<div abp="105" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Wow, I finally did it! Volume 1 of Sam & Roger is complete. This is strip #150 and I will be publishing the series in a book entitled Inhabitants of Wondervalley. I has been an amazing ride getting this far. I'm going to try to work faster on the series so I can release volume 2 in the near future. #150 is a milestone in itself. This is by far my longest running series ever. Thank you all for sticking around. :-)</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-14240605627013243922015-12-02T18:39:00.000-08:002015-12-02T18:39:44.115-08:00Out Of Context<div abp="58" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I know, I know, a new style. I liked the anime-ish S&R but I wasn't completely happy with it. This looks like the old S&R style, with a few differences and more polished. I love how this style looks and I hope you guys like it too, since I will be sticking to this style forever hopefully. I love how it looks. :-)</div>
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Hey, guys! Did you think S&R would be gone forever? Nope, here's an update. I'm going with a simpler style for now just so I don't burn out again. S&R is NOT dead and more updates will be coming your way. I'll add more stories as well. I've started some new series on my main blog and I've been working on those for a while. I just felt burned out with S&R and I wanted to try some new things and I feel like my mind and body are refreshed. One series in particular I'm having a blast with is called The Nut and His Cat, a semi-autobiographical short story series starring me and Julian (Though we remain unnamed in the series.) It's been a lot of fun. I know I've been neglecting S&R but we're back. The guys have missed y'all and I've missed them. There's also something I want to do. I want to go back into the beginning of the series and take out three comic strips I'm not pleased with. About three of them are tasteless in my opinion and I really DON'T know what I was thinking at the time. This series started BEFORE my walk with Jesus but a couple strips passed by me while a Christian that I'm unpleased with. The first collection will be out soon, though. I plan on editing the strips before publication, adding commentary and the works. I want it to be a hilarious book. I'll even add the first 5 short stories, since they're a prologue to the series. Well enjoy this little comic and God Bless you all! -Dwayne</div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Hello, gentlemen, what
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"We would like to rent
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wait... You're two men
and you want to live together? Are you guys a couple?" Mrs. Henry asked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Eww, no! Even if I WAS
gay, Sam is too much of a douche for my tastes." Roger replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Oh, okay. How many
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"How about one! This
guy will be sleeping on the patio..." Sam said while pointing to Roger.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"HEY! I am NOT sleeping
on the patio. We would like two rooms and two bathrooms, please!" Roger
interrupted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Why, yes! Say, have
either of you ever served time for a crime?" Mrs. Henry asked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Yes, I work for the
Mexican drug cartel. It's honest living, see! I have to feed my 12 kids
SOMEHOW!" Sam answered jokingly.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Sense of humor, I see?
I like that! The apartment will be 500 a month. I will have to do a background
check on you just to make sure you're no trouble, but you can move into the
apartment right away." Mrs. Henry concluded.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam and Roger filled out the
papers and they were all set for their new bachelor pad. The people at Sunny
Smiles were very nice, but the apartment they lived in was even nicer. It had
two floors, two bathrooms, two bedrooms, a large living room and kitchen. It
also had both a patio and a balcony.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"THIS PLACE IS
AMAZING!" Roger screamed with joy.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Keep your trap shut,
will yah? I'm trying to breathe it all in!" Sam said while breathing it
all in.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Should we throw a
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I don't know if that'd
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Oh, come on, Sam! Live
it up a little. Let's invite Debbie over!" Roger insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Debbie doesn't like
you, dude! I don't know how many times I have to tell you that..." Sam
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I have faith that one
day, Debbie WILL like me. Invite her over!" Roger demanded.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Okay, dude! But you
know she's just going to talk to me!" Sam remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam reluctantly agreed to
throw a party with a bunch of their college friends. A lot of women came to the
party as well. And even Debbie showed up. She was sitting in the corner,
drinking a solo cup full of sweet tea. Sam approached her and they began to
talk.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Where's Mr.
Creeper?" Debbie asked about Roger.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Oh, he's around here
somewhere. He's not as bad as you make him out to be." Sam insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I know that, but I
still don't like him all that much!" Debbie replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Well, you and I are
friends at least. Can I get you some more tea?" Sam questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"That sounds like a
good idea. I'll be waiting for you, handsome." Debbie said as she winked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam's entire face turned
pink. He was blushing. He may be a douche but it seems he had the hots for
Debbie as well. Sam poured her some more tea and rushed back to Debbie, where
he saw Roger sitting next to her.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Debbie, will you marry
me? I'll die without you!" Roger asked repeatedly.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"How many times do I
have to say NO? You're starting to freak me out!" Debbie replied
repeatedly.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Sam should be back any
minute. Stay away from me, weirdo!" Debbie continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">After a while of begging,
Roger finally gave up and started talking to other women at the party.
Surprisingly, the other girls seemed to flock to Roger. They thought he was
charming. But the girl he wanted more than anything didn't even give him the
time of day.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">The party was a success and
everyone left around 11 o'clock at night. Debbie gave Sam her home number,
which made Roger very jealous. Instead of arguing with Sam, he just went to bed
for the night. He may have been a creeper in the past, but he was really in
love with Debbie who paid him no mind.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">The next morning, however,
girls from the party kept calling the house asking for Roger. Apparently, Roger
was a real ladies man.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Dude, I only got ONE
number and women are calling YOU left and right!" Sam said whilst envying
Roger.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"The only number that
matters to me is Debbie's and that's the only one I didn't get." Roger
said.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Stop sulking, you
moron! You did better than I did last night!" Sam insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Women are calling YOU!
That's awesome, man!" Sam continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"The only one I want to
call me is Debbie and she only wants to be with you!" Roger remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You're a real moron,
you know? I envy YOU! I wish those girls were calling me. Debbie isn't even
that great!" Sam insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"YOU TAKE THAT
BACK!!!" Roger yelled.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Fine, I take it back!
But I urge you to call back at least one of those girls. One of them could be
your future wife!" Sam insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"My future wife is Debbie!"
Roger replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Debbie doesn't like
you..." Sam responded.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">And this conversation went
on for hours when Sam finally got Roger to call back one of the women from last
night. He talked to her for hours and they even went on a date. Roger ended up
having a lot of fun and didn't even once think about Debbie.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">And this was the start of
their lives as bachelors. Women came and went like the changing of the winds.
Roger was a charming moron and Sam, a good-looking douchebag. Seemed like
Roger's relationships seemed to last a lot longer than Sam's.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">And there you have it; the
complete back story of Sam & Roger. Now I will begin to write about their
current adventures as well as their fantasies, poems and even their reviews.
Thank you all for reading these misadventures of two bozos who I love writing
about. God Bless!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Moral of the story: Work for
the Mexican drug cartel to feed your family... That's terrible advice! Oh
well!!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">-The End<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-20834150708373290632015-11-01T10:52:00.004-08:002015-11-01T10:57:07.902-08:00The College Days<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">By: Dwayne Eric McLeod<o:p></o:p></span></b><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">So, after our previous tale,
Debbie filed a restraining against Roger. It was now Sam and Roger's college
days at Wondervalley U. Partying, boozing and women were NOT going to be what
Sam & Roger's college days would be known for. Yup, they're boring
Christians.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Hey, Sam! What are you
majoring in?" Roger questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I'm majoring in
mechanics and taking a minor in art." Sam replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What about you?"
Sam continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I'm going to become a
teacher. Going off topic for a second, I asked my classmate Ronnie what his
favorite worship song was. He looked at me like I was stupid." Roger
mentioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Ronnie is deaf,
dude!" Sam replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"NO excuse! Don't they
make music in Braille now?" Roger interrupted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Why, yes! How could I
forget? It's like asking a blind person if they know sign language!" Sam
replied whilst rolling his eyes.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Anyway, moron, I have
a serious test I need to study for. So, keep your trap shut!" Sam continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Okay... Just one more
thing! When will Debbie dump the restraining order against me? I miss
her!" Roger questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Just give it six
months and you'll be able to creep her again." Sam insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Thanks! I'm going to
bed now! Goodnight!" Roger said.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Night, pumpkin!"
Sam replied jokingly.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam and Roger shared a dorm.
Seemed fitting, since these two are going to live together a very LONG time,
much to Sam's chagrin!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">When morning arrived, Roger
felt refreshed. Sam on the other hand, stayed up the entire night studying.
Roger looked at Sam and noticed his eyes were completely bloodshot.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You stayed up ALL
night to study for your test?" Roger questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"SHUT UP!" Sam
yelled.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wait, what? I just
asked a question..." Roger replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Ask me another
question and I'll break you!" Sam yelled some more.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Apparently when Sam lacked
sleep, he was kind of a psychopath... Okay, not KIND OF, he IS a psychopath...<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I'm sorry, Sam! Have
some coffee!" Roger insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Coffee? Good idea!
Sorry, Roj! I turn into a madman without sleep." Sam replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">As Roger continued to look
at Sam, he noticed his eyes weren't only bloodshot, but filled with milky gunk.
It looked terrible; like sour cream and expired milk with a yellow discharge...
Is this description gross enough yet? GOOD!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What are you looking
at?" Sam asked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Dude, I think your
eyes have an infection..." Roger replied.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"SHUT UP! It's because
I have to look at YOUR ugly mug all day..." Sam screamed.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Well... I'm going to
class. You should probably pass on that test for the day..." Roger said
while escaping the room before being pummeled to death by an angry Sam.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I CAN'T pass up this
test, you moron! My entire future DEPENDS on it... Speaking of which, I'm
LATE!" Sam yelled, finally realizing he was the only one still in the
room.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam ran as fast as he could
to class. The professor wasn't pleased with his tardiness.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Good to see you this
morning, Mr. Hicks. With only seconds to spare! Take a seat!" The
professor remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam immediately took a seat
as he was passed his test paper. Sam was panicking the whole time because he
couldn't see. The infection in his eyes got worse. The worst part about it is
he couldn't make out the words on the test.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">In fear, he just kept filling
out boxes on the test randomly until the test was over. He knew for certain he
just flunked the biggest test of the year.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam, with the help of a
couple college cuties, was led back to his dorm where Roger was already in his
room.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Hey, Sam! How did the
test go?" Roger questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I think I've failed! I
went blind due to the infection in my eyes and couldn't see the paper. So, I
just filled it out randomly..." Sam said whilst crying.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You can't see? I'll
have to learn sign language now!" Roger remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You idiot! I'm blind,
not deaf!" Sam yelled.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Look on the bright
side, though, Sam! You get to wear cool shades from now on!" Roger
insisted, trying to cheer up his friend.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"If I could see your
neck right now, Roger, I would strangle the life out of you!" Sam yelled
some more.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"But think of all the
possibilities of your blindness, Sam! Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles are fantastic
at music because they are blind..." Roger continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Please, stop talking.
Being blind doesn't give me superpowers." Sam argued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Besides, I think it's
only temporary. I had a couple guys bring me back to the dorm because I
couldn't see..." Sam said.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Guys? They were girls.
Very cute girls I might add..." Roger interrupted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"OH NO! I was touched
by girls in an unbiblical way!" Sam panicked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Relax, Sam! They just
held your hands to lead you back to the dorm..." Roger insisted.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I was saving my hands
for my future wife!" Sam cried.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Sometimes I think
you're an even bigger moron than me..." Roger argued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Sam went right to bed and
luckily the infection in his eyes cleared up overnight. He headed back to class
reluctantly to see his test results.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Mr. Hicks, despite
only having seconds to spare before I locked the door yesterday, you ACED your
test! I'm amazed you got ALL the answers right!" The professor remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You're a real idiot
savant and I thought you were just an idiot! Well done, Hicks, well done!"
The professor continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Not only did Sam get all the
answers correct, no one else in the class did. He survived the first year of
college with good marks.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Six months later, the
restraining order against Roger was automatically lifted. The very minute it
was lifted, Roger was at Debbie's dorm. Instead of being a creeper though, he
left her a box of chocolates and flowers, with the card saying:<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I'm sorry for being
such a creeper, Debbie! And don't worry! I didn't drug your chocolates!"
-Roger<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">It was a sweet surprise, but
Debbie still didn't know that much about Roger at the time and continued to
avoid him.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Roger headed back to his
dorm that night and saw Sam celebrating with wine.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wine, Sam? We don't
drink..." Roger questioned.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I was keeping this for
a special occasion! I've passed with flying colors this year and I'm only one
step away from becoming a mechanic." Sam remarked.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
<br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Well, I have good
news, too! The restraining order against me was lifted and I left Debbie some
chocolates and flowers. I told her I'll stop being a creeper." Roger
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"So, pour me a glass of
that, will yah?" Roger continued.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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down a glass a piece and thought it was the most disgusting thing they ever
tasted. And they were such lightweights, that they were both hung over in the
morning. They spent the entire day throwing up with constant migraines. A good
time was had by all!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Moral of the story: Being
blind grants you superpowers... No, it doesn't!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">-The End</span></b></div>
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<span abp="1523" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><b abp="1179" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1180" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">By: Dwayne Eric McLeod<o:p abp="1181"></o:p></span></b></span></div>
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<span abp="1523" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><b abp="1189" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1190" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">You may have thought that
these dweebs, Sam and Roger, were awkward as prepubescent kids, but things got
even CRAZIER when these idiots became teens. Their teenage hormones were
raging; practically on fire, once they started going to Wondervalley High. You
may have thought these idiots were annoying as children… Well, prepare to be
even more annoyed by them.<o:p abp="1191"></o:p></span></b>
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high school in their freshman year. Roger was well-acquainted with his
teachers, but was a total dork according to the other students. Sam, on the
other hand, was popular with the students but NOT the teachers. The teachers
didn’t like Sam too much because of his class pranks and refusal to take off
his hat. He came up with many excuses to WHY he needed to wear the hat and the
teachers thought it best not to fight him over it. Sam was on the Wondervalley
High football team. The school mascot was a wombat for some stupid reason.<o:p abp="1211"></o:p></span></b>
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<b abp="1257" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1258" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“My name is Debbie Dearheart
and I just moved here from Columbia. My dad is a Christian music producer and
my mom is a chef. One day, I want to have a music store of my very own. It’s
nice to meet y’all!” Debby nervously said.<o:p abp="1259"></o:p></span></b></div>
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embarrassing pain in his chest by looking at Debbie. He didn’t know what it
was. He asked to be excused from class. He thought he was having a heart
attack. The teacher told him to go to the school nurse right away.<o:p abp="1275"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1289" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1290" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“I feel nothing wrong with
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happened from the start and leave out no details. How did your chest start
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student being introduced to the class and when I looked at her, it felt like my
heart was about to burst. Is that life-threatening, doc?” Roger replied.<o:p abp="1323"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1369" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1370" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">But Roger wasn’t the only
one that liked Debbie. There was going to be a decade long competition against
another man for Debbie’s affections. The other man in Debbie’s life was Roger’s
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class, he saw Debbie and Sam sitting together, chatting and laughing. His
entire face became beet red in a raging fury. Smoke literally came out of his
ears, like you would see in a cartoon. Oh, that’s right! This IS pretty much
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<b abp="1513" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1514" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“HOW DARE YOU COME BETWEEN
ME AND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!” Roger screamed some more.<o:p abp="1515"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1529" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1530" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Love of your life? I JUST
met you and you really DON’T make a good first impression…” Debbie said.<o:p abp="1531"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1545" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1546" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Roger immediately ran out of
the classroom, crying the whole time. Debbie had a shocked look on her face…<o:p abp="1547"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1561" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1562" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Don’t worry, Debs… Roger is
a moron!” Sam explained.<o:p abp="1563"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1577" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1578" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“He’ll be back!” Sam
concluded.<o:p abp="1579"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1585" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1586" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1587"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1592">
<b abp="1593" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1594" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“I don’t think I want him to
come back. He’s creepy!” Debbie replied.<o:p abp="1595"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1601" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1602" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Hours later, Sam and Roger
were now at home after a long day at school. Roger told his parents about what
happened and they had many comforting words.<o:p abp="1603"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1609" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1610" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1611"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1617" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1618" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“You like to write poetry,
right, Roger? Why don’t you write Debbie a poem?” Mr. Morrison insisted.<o:p abp="1619"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1625" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1626" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1627"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1633" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1634" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Good idea, honey! My, I can’t
believe my little boy is in love!” Mrs. Morrison said.<o:p abp="1635"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1641" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1642" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1643"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1649" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1650" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“But, Mom and Dad, I think I
made Debbie scared of me.” Roger explained.<o:p abp="1651"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1657" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1658" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1659"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1664">
<b abp="1665" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1666" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Nonsense, son… I crept out
your mom, too, when we first met. There’s an old saying, son. ‘Creeper to Keep
Her!’ Now, I ORDER you to write that poem. And if she tells you off, just
follow her home like a lost puppy!” Mr. Morrison said.<o:p abp="1667"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1681" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1682" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Creeper to Keep Her?” Wow,
this is some terrible advice, but maybe writing a poem is a good idea. And
follow her home like a lost puppy? I think that’s called stalking… Anyway,
Roger went to bed for the night and morning arrived. He headed straight to
school. Before going to bed that night, he wrote Debbie a poem. He immediately
ran up to Debbie and apologized for yesterday.<o:p abp="1683"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1689" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1690" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1691"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1697" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1698" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Debbie, I’m sorry I freaked
you out yesterday. I’m not good with women. I wrote you a poem, though. I hope
you like it!” Roger said.<o:p abp="1699"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1713" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1714" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">“Aw, that’s sweet of you,
Roger! Let me read it!” Debbie insisted.<o:p abp="1715"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1729" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1730" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Then and there, Roger handed
Debbie the poem entitled “Bombshell Debbie” and it reads:<o:p abp="1731"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1745" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1746" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Bombshell Debbie<br abp="1747" />
Sweetheart Debbie<o:p abp="1748"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1754" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1755" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">If I could wear her skin<o:p abp="1756"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1762" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1763" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">I would<o:p abp="1764"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1778" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1779" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Bombshell Debbie<o:p abp="1780"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1786" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1787" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Her I want to marry<o:p abp="1788"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1794" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1795" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Anywhere she goes<o:p abp="1796"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1802" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1803" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">She’ll be followed by me<o:p abp="1804"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1818" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1819" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">My dad told me an old saying<o:p abp="1820"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1826" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1827" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Creeper to keep her<o:p abp="1828"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1834" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1835" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Bombshell Debbie<o:p abp="1836"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1842" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1843" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">I really need her<o:p abp="1844"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1850" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1851" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="1852"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1858" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1859" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">She smells of sunshine<o:p abp="1860"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="1866" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="1867" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">And such pleasantries<o:p abp="1868"></o:p></span></b></div>
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over. Roger felt upset that Debbie didn’t take to his poem. But then he
remembered his father’s advice. As Debbie was walking home, Roger decided to
follow her. Debbie noticed him behind her and began to walk faster and faster
until she was finally running away at full speed. Roger was running as fast as
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her all the way home, she decked him. There he was on the ground, knocked out
and struck out. Poor Roger! He just wanted Debbie to like him. And this, my
friends, is why Debbie wasn’t always warm towards Roger. Roger back in the day
was a real creeper. But if you follow the comics, you know good and well that
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-86597967696921017222015-10-23T16:25:00.001-07:002015-10-23T16:25:47.423-07:00Timeless Classic<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-29884636097228786112015-10-23T08:47:00.000-07:002015-10-23T08:47:18.540-07:00Match Made In Heaven<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Wow, I've been turning out so many comics lately that I'm so close to strip 150. Hope you guys are enjoying this journey. What a milestone that will be. Countdown to #150 begins now. Then my next milestone will be #200. I never expected Sam & Roger to make it this far, but there's no stopping this series. On to #1,000 and beyond! :-)</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-26437491877991672152015-10-22T17:41:00.003-07:002015-10-22T17:41:50.900-07:00The Sweetest<div abp="1173" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Did Sarah just make a pass at Sam? I think she did. I could be wrong, though. I'm a guy! Either way, she left Sam blushing....</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-67235798248793233842015-10-21T08:59:00.004-07:002015-10-21T09:03:50.011-07:00Sweet Deliverer<div abp="1158" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Sarah Sweet has seem to fallen in love with Sam, but will he return her affections? Only time will tell as this series continues...</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-68440969767974901192015-10-20T07:41:00.007-07:002015-10-20T07:41:48.824-07:00Crunch Time<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey, look who's back! We haven't seen Timbo in a while and things haven't changed. I think Roger is addicted to Raisin Bran Crunch. He definitely needs help! XD</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-84250473614305209692015-10-19T10:14:00.006-07:002015-10-19T10:14:54.013-07:00Flowers<div abp="11" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Well, today is a twofer update, you guys. I'm having so much fun with this new style that I went ahead and made another strip today. I think I'll take a break now. Hope you guys enjoy. Poor Debbie getting stuck with cheap flowers. I guess Roger IS cheap after all! XD</div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5701217486586986061.post-21004713037582877782015-10-19T08:52:00.003-07:002015-10-19T08:52:34.705-07:00Shameless Plug<div abp="95" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Hey, guys! So it's been a little while since I made an S&R comic strip. I kinda went on a hiatus and honestly didn't know if I wanted to make any more comic strips ever. But I've decided on a new style for the series to keep it fresh. I've attempted this style before, but I deleted that particular strip from existence. I'm trying a simpler format as well so I don't burn out. Also, The Knights of Wondervalley IS a gamebook I recently wrote and you can find it on my main blog. Play it and tell me what you guys think. It stars these two and it was a lot of fun AND a lot of hard work. I will also continue making short stories in the Sam & Roger series. So be on the lookout for all this fun stuff coming your way. God Bless!</div>
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</span><b abp="161" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="162" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">During Sam
& Roger's childhood, let's just say, Roger was very sheltered. I think the
sheltering had a lot to do with making him the moron we know and love today.
That Roger, always making us laugh with his utter stupidity.<o:p abp="163"></o:p></span></b><br />
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<b abp="177" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="178" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No, son!
TV is of the Devil. Those people on the TV screen are trapped inside that
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<b abp="185" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="186" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Now, go
read your Bible and think about what Jesus would do. Watching people trapped
inside a box and doing nothing to help them? I raised you better than that!"
Mr. Morrison continued.<o:p abp="187"></o:p></span></b></div>
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Morrison know, his son had a rebellious side. Instead of reading his Bible like
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<b abp="217" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="218" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What was
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<b abp="225" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="226" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Sh,
Honey! Roger is just excited about reading his Bible like a good boy! Must be a
Bible story about ninjas!" Mrs. Morrison interrupted from her separate bed
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Son, grab a plate. I picked some grass from the back yard and for dessert; you
have twigs and leaf juice!" Mrs. Morrison said. Wow, that sounds like a
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right next door to the Morrisons so getting there was no big deal. Both
families had a lot of land though. When Roger's parents weren't looking, he
tossed his Bible back in his room and grabbed some comic books. He then
covertly snuck out the back door. When he arrived to Sam's house, he saw his
friend playing an awesome video game. Sam had a TV!<o:p abp="299"></o:p></span></b></div>
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My parents say TV and video games are evil. Also, my mom said to tell your
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I think Amish kids have more fun. But I do read a lot of comics that my parents
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<b abp="353" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="354" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"You read
comics your parents don't KNOW about? They don't let you read comic books
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have to sneak them and hide them under my bed. My Dad says the pictures are
living people trapped inside the pages."<o:p abp="363"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="377" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="378" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Haha,
yeah!"<o:p abp="379"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="381" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="382" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="383"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="947">
<b abp="385" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="386" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Anyway,
lighten up, dude! Let's play this game!"<o:p abp="387"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="953">
<b abp="389" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="390" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="391"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="393" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="394" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Okay!
What is it called?"<o:p abp="395"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="965">
<b abp="397" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="398" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="399"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="971">
<b abp="401" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="402" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Killer
Instinct. It's a fighting game. I put on the blood option!"<o:p abp="403"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="977">
<b abp="405" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="406" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="407"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="983">
<b abp="409" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="410" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Killer
Instinct, huh? Man, that brings back memories... Oh, I'm still writing a story?
Enough about my nostalgia!<o:p abp="411"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1471">
<div abp="989">
<b abp="413" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="414" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="415"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="995">
<b abp="417" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="418" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Anyway, the
two kids played Killer Instinct for hours and Sam kept losing to Roger.<o:p abp="419"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1481">
<div abp="1001">
<b abp="421" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="422" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="423"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1007">
<b abp="425" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="426" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"OH,
FART, HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A
TELEVISION?" Sam shouted.<o:p abp="427"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1491">
<div abp="1013">
<b abp="429" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="430" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="431"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1019">
<b abp="433" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="434" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">In that one
question, Roger made an awesome discovery. It was the word "Fart." He
never heard such a bad and hilarious word in all his life.<o:p abp="435"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1501">
<div abp="1025">
<b abp="437" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="438" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="439"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1031">
<b abp="441" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="442" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wow,
what was that glorious word you just said?" Roger questioned.<o:p abp="443"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1511">
<div abp="1037">
<b abp="445" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="446" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="447"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1043">
<b abp="449" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="450" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What? I
don't remember..." Sam answered.<o:p abp="451"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1521">
<div abp="1049">
<b abp="453" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="454" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="455"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1055">
<b abp="457" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="458" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"It
started with an F."<o:p abp="459"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
</div>
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<div abp="1531">
<div abp="1061">
<b abp="461" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="462" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="463"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1067">
<b abp="465" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="466" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What?
Fart? I say it all the time!"<o:p abp="467"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1541">
<div abp="1073">
<b abp="469" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="470" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="471"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1546">
<div abp="1079">
<b abp="473" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="474" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"It's
incredible! I'm going to use that word from now on..."<o:p abp="475"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1551">
<div abp="1085">
<b abp="477" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="478" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="479"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1091">
<b abp="481" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="482" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Cool...
Whatever, dude!"<o:p abp="483"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="485" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="486" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="487"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="489" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="490" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">After a long
day of playing video games and reading comics with his friend, Roger went back
home.<o:p abp="491"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="493" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="494" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="495"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="497" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="498" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"How was
your day, Son? What did you and Sam do together?" Mrs. Morrison
questioned.<o:p abp="499"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="501" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="502" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="503"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="505" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="506" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Oh, we
read the Bible ALL DAY! That Moses is an awesome guy!" Roger lied.<o:p abp="507"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1591">
<div abp="1133">
<b abp="509" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="510" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="511"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1596">
<div abp="1139">
<b abp="513" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="514" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"That is
very good, son! I'm glad your friend isn't as stupid as his stupid idiot
parents."<o:p abp="515"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1145">
<b abp="517" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="518" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="519"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="521" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="522" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">After patting
him on the head, Roger was walking to his room when he suddenly hit his toe on
the door. The words that came out of his mouth would be his greatest regret
ever!<o:p abp="523"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1611">
<div abp="1157">
<b abp="525" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="526" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="527"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="529" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="530" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"OH,
FART!" Roger screamed in agony.<o:p abp="531"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1621">
<div abp="1169">
<b abp="533" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="534" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="535"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1175">
<b abp="537" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="538" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Suddenly, he
saw his mom's head turn as red as a beet. It was like the devil himself entered
into his mom's face.<o:p abp="539"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1631">
<div abp="1181">
<b abp="541" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="542" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="543"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="545" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="546" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"WHAT WAS
THAT?!!!" His mom screamed in anger.<o:p abp="547"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1641">
<div abp="1193">
<b abp="549" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="550" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="551"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="553" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="554" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What,
Mom? Fart?" Roger questioned in a panic.<o:p abp="555"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1205">
<b abp="557" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="558" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="559"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="561" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="562" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Before Roger
could even blink, his mom took off her belt and spanked him for what seemed for
hours. Roger was crying like a baby the whole time. It was actually funnier
than it was horrifying...<o:p abp="563"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1661">
<div abp="1217">
<b abp="565" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="566" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="567"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1666">
<div abp="1223">
<b abp="569" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="570" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Phyllis!
PHYLLIS!" Roger screamed out to his rubber ducky.<o:p abp="571"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1671">
<div abp="1229">
<b abp="573" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="574" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="575"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1676">
<div abp="1235">
<b abp="577" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="578" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"IF YOU
EVER BRING THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN, IT WILL BE YOUR DAD SPANKING YOU NEXT
TIME!" Mrs. Morrison screamed.<o:p abp="579"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1681">
<div abp="1241">
<b abp="581" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="582" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="583"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="585" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="586" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Yes,
Mom!" Roger replied.<o:p abp="587"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="1691">
<div abp="1253">
<b abp="589" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="590" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="591"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="592" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1696">
<div abp="1259">
<b abp="593" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="594" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Where
did you learn such a filthy word? I think I know where! It was that idiot
friend of yours, wasn't it?"<o:p abp="595"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<div abp="596" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1701">
<div abp="1265">
<b abp="597" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="598" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="599"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="1706">
<div abp="1271">
<b abp="601" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="602" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"It
wasn't Sam's fault, Mom!"<o:p abp="603"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<b abp="605" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="606" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="607"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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goodness! I should have known better than to let you hang out with those Hicks
people. They are poisoning you!" Roger's mom said as she began to cry.<o:p abp="611"></o:p></span></b></div>
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whole situation is pretty dumb, huh? All because he said "Fart?"
That's not even that bad of a word, really. It's actually kind of funny in my
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broken your mother's heart! I want you to think about that really long and
hard! Go read your Bible. I THOUGHT I HAD A GOOD BOY! Now you will go to bed
without supper!"<o:p abp="627"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="641" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="642" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"After
what you've said, you won't be having twigs for a while. You will be having spaghetti
till you've learned your lesson!"<o:p abp="643"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="657" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="658" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Um, wow,
spaghetti sounds much better, actually, but I'm not a moron like the Morrisons.
I'm not even sure how you can possibly DIGEST twigs? Oh well...<o:p abp="659"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">By: Dwayne Eric McLeod<o:p></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="192" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="193" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">It was August
21st in Wondervalley, South Carolina... Hey, August 21st is my sister's
birthday... But also usually the very first day of the school year. New to
school life were dweebs, Sam Hicks and Roger Morrison who haven't met each
other yet. They'd soon find out that things were... Better before they met! Oh,
what? You thought things were going to be peachy and love at first sight when
these two idiots met? Have you actually READ Sam & Roger comics? Anyway, on
to our story.<o:p abp="194"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="200" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="201" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Wondervalley
was a town in the Midlands of South Carolina; an imaginary town with imaginary
people. And also a location of plot convenience since I'm from the midlands of
South Carolina. Anyway, enough about me. I'm awesome. I don't have to tell you
guys that, though!<o:p abp="202"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="208" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="209" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">It was the
first day of school and Sam and Roger were about to meet for the first time.
Though they've lived next door to one another their entire lives, their
families hated each other. Can you blame them? Both families are terrible, full
of terrible people. And hey, THAT's the Christian spirit, right? RIGHT?<o:p abp="210"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="216" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="217" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">This story is
derailing before it has even started. Anyway, it was now 6 AM in our story and
the kids (Sam & Roger) were just waking up.<o:p abp="218"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="224" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="225" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Mama Hicks
woke up her son Sam by tossing ice cold water on his head. Sam felt like he was
about to have a heart attack, the water was so frigging cold. Yeah, his mom is
terrible, but that's beside the point.<o:p abp="226"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="232" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="233" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wake up,
little douche! It's time to go to school. My my my, where did I go wrong?"
Mama Douche said to her douche son. What a fun douche day we're having so far.<o:p abp="234"></o:p></span></b></div>
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the bathroom to take a nice warm shower and try to forget the cold water his
mom dumped on his head. My, such wonderful parenting. After his shower, Sam
brushed his teeth till his gums bled and then he flossed until his mouth looked
like a crime scene. And now he was off to school!<o:p abp="242"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="248" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="249" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Now enter
Roger's morning. Roger's parents were a little more loving, albeit complete
morons. Hey, Roger gets it honestly at least. Anyway, his mom entered his room
to wake her beloved son who was snoring louder than a train engine. You could
literally feel the walls about to cave in around him. Anyway, enough about
Roger's horrible snoring. And wow, if you followed the comics, Sam actually
LIVES with this guy! I don't even want to know how... Wonderful those sleepless
nights are.<o:p abp="250"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="256" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="257" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wake up,
my beloved son! Today is your first day of school! My, how you've grown. It
seemed like only after graduating kindergarten, I dropped out and married your
father. Don't make the same mistakes I did." Mama Moron said to her idiot
son as she woke him up and got him ready for school.<o:p abp="258"></o:p></span></b></div>
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taking a shower like a normal person, Roger took a bubble bath with his rubber ducky.
He always told his rubber ducky, whom he named Phyllis for some reason, his
deepest, darkest secrets.<o:p abp="266"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="272" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="273" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"One time
I took my sister's Barbie doll and pretended to marry it. Phyllis, is that even
normal?" Roger said. Well, that's embarrassing and I want that image of
Roger marrying his Barbie to sink into your brain and NEVER leave. Haha!<o:p abp="274"></o:p></span></b></div>
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in his bubble bath, not really taking a bath for cleanliness sake, Roger jumped
out of the tub, got dressed and was finally off to school. The kids, since
Wondervalley was a small town, didn't have to ride a bus. The school was
practically walking distance.<o:p abp="282"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="288" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="289" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">The kids
didn't meet each other on the way to school. Why, you ask? Well, it's a little
thing called build up. I want you to WAIT for a while in anticipation for these
two idiots to meet and then have what you'd call, pay off. Seriously though,
Roger was late to school. Why, you ask? He got lost. Which is an accomplishment
in itself because how can you get lost on ONE street? The school is not even
that far away from his house. You can actually see the building out of his
window. That's embarrassing. Roger ended up in the parking lot of a Walmart
when he finally realized the problem.<o:p abp="290"></o:p></span></b></div>
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wasn't too late. He only missed breakfast and class was in session before he
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Children! Welcome to your first day of kindergarten. I am your teacher, Ms.
Poppins." Ms. Poppins said to the class.<o:p abp="322"></o:p></span></b></div>
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first name is Mary... Wait, what? Is she an actual Mary Poppins parody? Yes...
No... maybe! Anyway, the story is not about her. She's just the stupid
teacher...<o:p abp="330"></o:p></span></b></div>
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I want you to go around the class and introduce yourselves to one another. We
have a whole year together and I want you to make friends. Friends are an
essential part of life and I want you to have the BEST school year ever!
Remember, school is not just about education, but making friends and building
relationships with your fellow man." Ms. Poppins said to the children.<o:p abp="338"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="339" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1930">
<b abp="340" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="341" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="342"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="343" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1935">
<b abp="344" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="345" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">After a few
minutes while the kids went around introducing themselves, Sam & Roger
finally met for the first time in their miserable lives.<o:p abp="346"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="347" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1940">
<b abp="348" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="349" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="350"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="351" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1945">
<b abp="352" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="353" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Hi! My
name is Roger Morrison. What is your name?" Roger asked with a dumb look
on his face... Wait, that wasn't a dumb look. It was just his face...<o:p abp="354"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="355" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1950">
<b abp="356" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="357" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="358"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="359" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1955">
<b abp="360" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="361" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"My name
is Sam Hicks. Want to be friends?" Sam replied.<o:p abp="362"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="363" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1960">
<b abp="364" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="365" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="366"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="367" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1965">
<b abp="368" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="369" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Depends.
Are you going to let me try on that cool hat?" Roger asked.<o:p abp="370"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="371" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1970">
<b abp="372" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="373" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="374"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="375" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1975">
<b abp="376" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="377" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Absolutely
not! I don't take my hat off EVER."<o:p abp="378"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="379" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1980">
<b abp="380" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="381" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="382"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="383" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1985">
<b abp="384" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="385" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Why not?
Are you bald or something?"<o:p abp="386"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="387" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1990">
<b abp="388" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="389" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="390"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="391" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="1995">
<b abp="392" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="393" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I'M NOT
BALD!"<o:p abp="394"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="395" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2000">
<b abp="396" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="397" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="398"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="399" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2005">
<b abp="400" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="401" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Geez,
lighten up. I was just joshing. We can be friends..."<o:p abp="402"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="403" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2010">
<b abp="404" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="405" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="406"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="407" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2015">
<b abp="408" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="409" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Actually
that DOES depend. Your last name is Morrison. Your parents and my parents hate
each other."<o:p abp="410"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="411" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2020">
<b abp="412" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="413" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="414"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="415" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2025">
<b abp="416" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="417" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"So? That
doesn't mean we have to hate each other!"<o:p abp="418"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="419" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2030">
<b abp="420" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="421" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="422"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="423" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2035">
<b abp="424" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="425" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"...That's
true, I guess. Can I hate you for a different reason though?"<o:p abp="426"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="427" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2040">
<b abp="428" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="429" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="430"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="431" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2045">
<b abp="432" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="433" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I guess,
but hate is stupid..."<o:p abp="434"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="435" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2050">
<b abp="436" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="437" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="438"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="439" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2055">
<b abp="440" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="441" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Not
always. I hate my parents. They are terrible people."<o:p abp="442"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="443" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2060">
<b abp="444" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="445" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="446"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="447" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2065">
<b abp="448" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="449" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Are your
parents not Christian?"<o:p abp="450"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="451" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2070">
<b abp="452" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="453" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="454"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="455" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2075">
<b abp="456" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="457" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"They
are, but I'm an atheist..."<o:p abp="458"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="459" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2080">
<b abp="460" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="461" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="462"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="463" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2085">
<b abp="464" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="465" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"A Thee
What? What are those?"<o:p abp="466"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="467" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2090">
<b abp="468" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="469" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="470"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="471" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2095">
<b abp="472" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="473" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"It just
means that I don't believe in God..."<o:p abp="474"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="475" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2100">
<b abp="476" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="477" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="478"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="479" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2105">
<b abp="480" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="481" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wait,
what? Why not?"<o:p abp="482"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="483" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2110">
<b abp="484" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="485" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="486"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="487" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2115">
<b abp="488" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="489" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Because
my parents do..."<o:p abp="490"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="491" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2120">
<b abp="492" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="493" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="494"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="495" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2125">
<b abp="496" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="497" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"That's a
stupid reason!"<o:p abp="498"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="499" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2130">
<b abp="500" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="501" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="502"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="503" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2135">
<b abp="504" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="505" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No,
YOU'RE stupid!"<o:p abp="506"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="507" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2140">
<b abp="508" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="509" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="510"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="511" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2145">
<b abp="512" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="513" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No, YOU
are!"<o:p abp="514"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="515" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2150">
<b abp="516" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="517" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="518"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="519" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2155">
<b abp="520" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="521" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">This argument
went on till it was almost time for lunch. To be clear, Sam wasn't a true
atheist. He was just rebelling against his parents. He did believe in God
though he didn't want to admit it because his parents are tools.<o:p abp="522"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="523" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2160">
<b abp="524" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="525" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="526"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="527" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2165">
<b abp="528" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="529" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">As time went
by, Roger, who is a sweet person at heart, decided to sit by Sam at lunch time
and apologize to him for arguing.<o:p abp="530"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="531" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2170">
<b abp="532" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="533" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="534"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="535" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2175">
<b abp="536" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="537" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Why are
you apologizing to me? We hate each other, right?" Sam asked, puzzled.<o:p abp="538"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="539" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2180">
<b abp="540" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="541" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="542"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="543" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2185">
<b abp="544" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="545" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I don't
hate you, Sam. I don't hate anybody and I was just as much of a jerk in that
argument as you." Roger replied.<o:p abp="546"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="547" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2190">
<b abp="548" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="549" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="550"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="551" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2195">
<b abp="552" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="553" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I guess
your points do make sense. I'm not really an atheist. I do believe in God. It's
just my parents suck..."<o:p abp="554"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="555" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2200">
<b abp="556" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="557" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="558"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="559" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2205">
<b abp="560" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="561" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"My
parents are complete morons but they love me. I'm sure your parents love you,
too!"<o:p abp="562"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="563" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2210">
<b abp="564" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="565" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="566"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="567" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2215">
<b abp="568" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="569" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I believe
my parents love me, but they have different ways of expressing it."<o:p abp="570"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="571" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2220">
<b abp="572" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="573" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="574"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="575" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2225">
<b abp="576" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="577" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Yeah,
all parents are different."<o:p abp="578"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="579" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2230">
<b abp="580" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="581" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="582"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="583" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2235">
<b abp="584" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="585" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Haha,
yeah! Friends?"<o:p abp="586"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="587" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2240">
<b abp="588" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="589" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="590"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="591" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2245">
<b abp="592" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="593" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Friends!...
So, what do you want to be when you grow up?"<o:p abp="594"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="595" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2250">
<b abp="596" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="597" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="598"> </o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
<div abp="599" class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: justify;">
<div abp="2255">
<b abp="600" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="601" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Me?
Well, I like to draw and stuff, so I want to be an artist. But I also like
cars, so being a mechanic would be cool. What about you?"<o:p abp="602"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="604" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="605" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="606"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="608" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="609" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Oh wow,
that's really cool! I like to write poetry and stories. I have a wild
imagination. But to be honest, I want to be a teacher..."<o:p abp="610"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="612" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="613" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="614"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="616" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="617" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"A
teacher? Haha, wow that's stupid!"<o:p abp="618"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="620" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="621" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="622"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="624" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="625" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"What?
What's wrong with being a teacher?"<o:p abp="626"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="628" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="629" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="630"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="632" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="633" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Have you
honestly taken a look at Mary Poppins? Stupid name, but she has to deal with
snotty brats like us on a daily basis every stinking year for the rest of her
miserable existence."<o:p abp="634"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="636" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="637" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="638"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="640" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="641" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"I don't
want to teach snotty brats. I want to teach high school!"<o:p abp="642"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="644" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="645" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="646"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="648" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="649" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"Wow,
that's even worse!"<o:p abp="650"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="652" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="653" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="654"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="656" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="657" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No it's
not! You're just stupid!"<o:p abp="658"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="660" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="661" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="662"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="2335">
<b abp="664" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="665" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No,
YOU'RE stupid!"<o:p abp="666"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="668" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="669" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="670"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="2345">
<b abp="672" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="673" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">"No, YOU
are!!!"<o:p abp="674"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="676" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="677" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="678"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="680" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="681" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Things seemed
to be going good for a while, right? And then BOOM, another argument. And just
think, this is their fate for the REST of their miserable lives. And Mary
Poppins is the one who has a miserable existence? Nope, her life is pretty
great actually. The two morons on the other hand, this is their fate. Because I
wrote it and I think their misery is funny.<o:p abp="682"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="684" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="685" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="686"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="2365">
<b abp="688" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="689" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">So, that's how
Sam and Roger met. To be honest, they don't hate each other and they never
will. They will always have a love-hate relationship. They are family and
they've had each others' backs more so than not.<o:p abp="690"></o:p></span></b></div>
</div>
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<b abp="692" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="693" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="694"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<div abp="2375">
<b abp="696" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="697" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">Moral of the
story: Slow and steady wins the race... Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Oh
well!<o:p abp="698"></o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="700" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="701" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;"><o:p abp="702"> </o:p></span></b></div>
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<b abp="704" style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span abp="705" style="font-family: "Courier New"; font-size: 12pt;">-The End</span></b></div>
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